That being said, who better to share an afternoon with then Don Meatloaf? A man whose grease is as old as his first flu.
For this exchange I will be going by the name Carlyle. This is for purposes affiliated with, but not entirely certain or secure, the "Elf Share"campaign.
You'll never get me alive, Carlyle: An interview with Don Meatloaf. PART 1 will be continued at a later date and under the heading "You'll never get me alive, Carlyle: An interview with Don Meatloaf. PART 2" as I believe your current and immediate benefit at this point will consist of the elaboration of the "Elf Share" campaign.
The Elf Share campaign is an underground movement concerning elves and their rights. The campaign suggests, if not implies, we all should share with an elf. Whether it be some of your leftover roll, a morsel of a thing, or a simple handshake. The goal here is to acknowledge elves as the backbone of our society. Holding us "sized" people up, mainly due to the stature of an actual elf.